I am a subscriber to an email newsletter called, MonkeyWire – something that probably won't surprise too many people that know me. 

This morning I received an email from the group that started like this: 

Chimp to undergo second vasectomy
Watch video at:

http://www.ktbs.com/viewnews.cfm?news_id=547&title=Chimp%20to%20undergo%20second%20vasectomy

I dare not click that link for fear of what it might lead me to. Either way, poor monkey...