I am concerned that my last blog post, where I snootily poo-pah'd the new Olympics logo made me sound old – even despite the fact that we still use a photo of me from about six years ago. 

I am not actually that old, which is why I can be enthused about tat that features Star Wars characters, and er, USB attachments. 

Okay, so I might not be as old as I seem, but I probably do need to get out more. Anyway. I want one of these. I have never actually seen one in a shop – and if I had, I would have had to go without lunch that day.

Despite appearances, they are probably not cheap.

Oh, apparently only a handful were ever made, which makes it very unlikely that one will ever fall into my hands. Even if I promised to review it.  To be fair, that would go like this. "Plugged it in. moved some files on to it. Unplugged it. It looks like Chewbacca!!" 

So, I guess no one really missed out on anything there at all.